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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 02:20:13 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I have cultivated a strategy which guarantees I always win at Monopoly: I lose as quickly as possible. The remaining players think I've lost, but they're wrong. I escaped first, so I win.

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     Krompirjev Svaljek (njok@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 02:28:47 JST Krompirjev Svaljek

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     @fesshole I have never seen a game of Monopoly played to completion.

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     Al & Val's Modern Homesteading (alandvalonline@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 03:52:17 JST Al & Val's Modern Homesteading

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     @fesshole There should be a "Build affordable housing" block to land on. and an e-Bike token.

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     DressToKILT (dresstokilt@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 04:12:14 JST DressToKILT

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     @fesshole this is literally the way I play. In fact I have played this as a variant where everyone has to buy everything they can afford when the land on it and the first person out wins. It is far, far more fun.

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     Justin Macleod (justinmac84@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Jan-2026 10:47:17 JST Justin Macleod

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     @fesshole Absolutely this. Props for losing as quickly as possible. Losing at Monopoly is a slooooow and bloody business. That's why I don't like the game.