i know right? i was walking on the sidewalk the other day and literally DOZENS of cars tried driving past me. it was horrifying. now the cops are saying im wanted for mass murder because i felt threatened and had to open fire in self defense?? they were literally driving on the road while i was walking down the sidewalk. that's terrorism. I'm a goddamn hero and this is how I'm being treated. we used to be a real country.

(For legal reasons, that's a joke.)