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     Ethan Marcotte (beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jan-2026 04:15:17 JST Ethan Marcotte

     “npm install our project dependencies. Download this 5GB file onto your five year-old laptop. Install docker. Build and start the containe—”

     You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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