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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 19:20:41 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Got bored at home one day and decided to use the wife's vibrator for some arse action during a particularly satisfying tug sesh. Forgot to wash it off and she got a nasty infection. Would've been sorry but she thought she caught it from a guy she shagged at a party and confessed.

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     Drey (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Dec-2025 21:58:28 JST Drey

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     @fesshole - Good answers

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Dec-2025 01:24:44 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole FFS, dude. That'll teacht it*, I guess?

     * "the" wife