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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 01:20:37 JST Fesshole 🧻

Our dog is very attached to my wife. He growls when we cuddle and often cock bollocks me by jumping on the bed. So when we do have sex, I take great pleasure in walking up to him, look him in the eye and say - "I just fucked your mum"

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  GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 01:53:05 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
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  @fesshole I sincerely hope you didn't fuck its mum.
  
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  Robin Barton (robo105@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 02:17:36 JST Robin Barton
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  @fesshole Our little bichon frise had a nickname which was passion killer for exactly the same reason. His other nickname was Lonnie in the Middle
  
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