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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 04:20:09 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Just ghosted my date because he was holding his knife and fork in the wrong hands. He has a PhD, so there's no excuse for that.

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     Dźwiedziu (dzwiedziu@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 04:26:29 JST Dźwiedziu

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     @fesshole
     You should've stayed. You could learn about the concept of “lefthandedness”.

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     tiago :ziltoid: (tiago@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 04:28:27 JST tiago :ziltoid:

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     @fesshole lefthanded people exist?! :pika:

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     Derick (derap@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 04:36:08 JST Derick

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     @fesshole He's better off without someone so petty in his life. You did the best thing for him. I'm sure he'd thank you if he could.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 05:34:39 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Maybe those were the only hands he had!

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     BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 05:15:42 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

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     @fesshole That's not how PhDs work.

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     Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 21:05:58 JST Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤

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     @fesshole
     How many hands did he HAVE‽