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   Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 00:58:28 JST Matt Hamilton

   Introducing the Apple iSock for only $150, while supplies last.

   https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/introducing-iphone-pocket-a-beautiful-way-to-wear-and-carry-iphone/

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     IceCubeSoup (icecubesoup@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 00:58:27 JST IceCubeSoup

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     @eriner I actually searched my closets for old shirts which I had once purged from normal use, looking for shirts with breast pockets big enough to hold a stupid phone in one pocket, and a battery pack in the other.

     :(

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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 00:58:27 JST 翠星石

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     • IceCubeSoup
     @IceCubeSoup @eriner The swappable battery slots right into my GNUbooted GNU/Phone (a GNUbooted X200).
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     Jazzilla (jazzilla@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 04:15:24 JST Jazzilla

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     @eriner

     I AM THE ONE THAT BRANDED THIS THING AN ANT FARM

     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
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     Jazzilla (jazzilla@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 04:15:25 JST Jazzilla

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     @eriner

     You own an iPhone

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     Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 04:15:25 JST Matt Hamilton

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     • Jazzilla

     @jazzilla I also own an ant farm. Now get back to work, those tunnels ain't gonna dig themselves

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     Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 04:15:26 JST Matt Hamilton

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     Any man who buys this is a certified homo, so expect every “drill rap” nigger video to be littered with these.

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     Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 04:15:26 JST Matt Hamilton

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     My wife should be CEO of Apple, Inc., she has much better taste.