ITT: Funny rpg stories
>be me
>played TTRPG for years with a group from /tg/
>GM is a nice dude, always mixes in some whimsy fun into the campaign
>me, Astralian Spellchaser
>my dudeweed buddy, Charred Lands Human -engon Cleric, Paumre XIV (he discussed lore with the DM before, don't ask me)
>two normies (they ended up dropping the campaign for time)
>this huge fat guy DM met at a game store, playing a "Gandolfini Gorillian" named Gorrlen the Grompet
>total joke character, always goofing around, asking for " 'nanas" in every town
>straight up rips the head off our first quest giver
>Always out for money and "more 'nanas"
>combat minmaxed, basically solos all the encounters
>30 sessions in, we come to an army camp of the empire
>Gorrlen wants to make a speech
>ohshit.jpg
>think he will ruin the quest again
>actually amazing, fat guy has it written down and everything
>GM gets cocky gives him advantage on the charisma roll
>rolls 19, for some reason has +12 when "commanding armies" though
>suddenly in charge of the entire army
>leads them into battle of the Emerald Eye
>wins handily, is made general
mfw

/tg/ believe me when I say this fucker ended an entire era, and that was AFTER he died