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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 19:21:17 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My kids now have a morbid fear of me depressing the red triangle - the hazard warning light button - on the car because when they were little and arguing I told them it activated the ejector seat.

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     sarpau (sarpau@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 20:09:39 JST sarpau

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     @fesshole Great idea I will now torment my grandkids thankyou😏

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     Drey (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 20:16:38 JST Drey

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     @fesshole - 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

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     🔥torstein🔥 (torstein@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 20:25:47 JST 🔥torstein🔥

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     @fesshole I had the kids convinced this was the case for a little while, only lasted until one of them tried to eject the other 😆

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     acb (acb@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 21:39:59 JST acb

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     @fesshole *pushes the “open sunroof” button * “I’m warning you…”