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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 21:31:32 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Managed to introduce "synergistic frictivation" into the company lexicon after using it in a strategy document to test if anyone reads them. Now, senior management uses it in presentations as if it's gospel. Last week, someone suggested we "frictivate our verticals".

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     os112 (os112@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 21:47:44 JST os112

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     @fesshole Talented bootlickers you have. LOL.

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     Al & Val's Modern Homesteading (alandvalonline@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 23:26:35 JST Al & Val's Modern Homesteading

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     @fesshole Hah! Well, long before this, there was the "Bilabial Fricative".

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     jz.tusk (jztusk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 23:48:18 JST jz.tusk

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     @fesshole

     You probably accidentally tapped in to a preexisting Scientology jargon word. Way to maximize your confront!

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     MasterLain (biggangforevery1@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 23:58:07 JST MasterLain

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     @fesshole yea, corpo culture is pretty embarrassing

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     Jacques Fromage (jacquesfromage@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 00:17:22 JST Jacques Fromage

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     @fesshole Well, it couldn't hurt to give it a try, right? If it works, then we can try it on our horizontals, too!

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     KnotAnotherBook (knotanotherbook@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 16:27:26 JST KnotAnotherBook

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     @fesshole Mind Boggled. Was it AI generated? Love to know the context!