I'm 49 and just bought a fast as fuck motorbike. I'm terrified leaving the driveway in case my mum pulls up to visit. She can never know about it. Also, I rag the fuck out of it every time I go out, then lie to my girlfriend about just practicing slow turns and shit.
Conversation
Notices
-
Embed this notice
Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 16:21:22 JST
Fesshole 🧻
-
Embed this notice
Daryl Baxter (darylbaxter@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 16:40:58 JST
Daryl Baxter
@fesshole Sounds like something that Jay from The Inbetweeners would say.
-
Embed this notice
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 18:42:37 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole A toddler in the body of a 49-year-old on a motorbike. I hope you run into a tree rather than into some innocent person.
-
Embed this notice