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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 16:21:22 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I'm 49 and just bought a fast as fuck motorbike. I'm terrified leaving the driveway in case my mum pulls up to visit. She can never know about it. Also, I rag the fuck out of it every time I go out, then lie to my girlfriend about just practicing slow turns and shit.

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     Daryl Baxter (darylbaxter@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 16:40:58 JST Daryl Baxter

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     @fesshole Sounds like something that Jay from The Inbetweeners would say.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 18:42:37 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole A toddler in the body of a 49-year-old on a motorbike. I hope you run into a tree rather than into some innocent person.