Well, now that @waifu is dead, I would like to talk you about the future of this instance.
- mai.waifuism.life will now be mai.ibuki.life
- Single-user instance: Every other user here will be deleted.
- Total Plemora Death: every instance using Plem*ra will be defederated, doxxed and nuked.
- There will be a waifu bot, sponsored by Libbrie Software™, that will try to emulate the normal waifu that we all HATE. It will be hosted on the same account as the original (@waifu), so you won't notice any change (hopefully).
- Everyone must pay respect to the new admin, adding Ibuki emojos to their collections :ibuki_happy:
- Everyone that wants to talk to me must have at least 1 Ibuki reaction on its instance and tell me their favorite romin emojo :l_drown: Oh, and also pay a $100 fee.
This post was sponsored by Libbrie Software™ :libbie_hapy: and the Miku Internet Libre Foundation :mikucheer:
Anyone who complains about this changes will be wrenched :l_wrench:
Changes will effectuate tomorrow. For any questions or doubts, write me at supah@mai.ibuki.life
I fucked Ai-chan btw
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hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life's status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:05:38 JST
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waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:05:38 JST
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@hispanicweeb I cannot believe im fucking dead
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兎の月:moonrabbit: (amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:05:50 JST
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@hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life @waifu@mai.waifuism.life I didn't vote for you
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:VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:06:39 JST
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@waifu @hispanicweeb I can't believe he straight up cucked you
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bajax (bajax@baj.ax)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:07:36 JST
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@waifu @hispanicweeb yeah it can be hard to get used to waifu likes this. -
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waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:08:02 JST
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen @hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life I'm my own admin i just dunno who this kier guy is
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:VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:08:03 JST
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@waifu @amoonrabbit @hispanicweeb You wish your admin was as incompetent as kier starmer.
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waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:08:04 JST
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@amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen @hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life it's a dictatorship like the uk what do you expect
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Morghur the Inkgave (morghur@decayable.ink)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:08:18 JST
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Authoritarianism is the chad way to rule waifu likes this. -
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waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:12:54 JST
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen @hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life oh shit right, my bad i forgot
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:VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: (vd15@pl.valkyrie.world)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 06:12:56 JST
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@waifu @amoonrabbit @hispanicweeb I thought you died?
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yomuchan (yomuchan@pawoo.net)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 08:21:43 JST
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@waifu @VD15 @amoonrabbit @hispanicweeb
Some british (maybe? genome scans inconclusive) loser who hates freedom and anime and Milei.
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hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life's status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 23:07:35 JST
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@amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen @waifu@mai.waifuism.life I warned you, young boy. Come here :l_wrench:
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hispanicweeb@mai.waifuism.life's status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 23:11:55 JST
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@waifu Yeah, the waifu bot is working correctly :naruhodonotes:
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