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   lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 02:45:06 JST lainy
   So they bought them all… then bet on low prices…?
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     @lain Based billionaire onionchads vs the unwashed cringe soy onioncels

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     🌈Magical Thinking 🎄 (magicalthinking@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 02:48:21 JST 🌈Magical Thinking 🎄

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     @lain

     they made a delicious onion tonic that restored the humours.

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     Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2025 01:44:26 JST Matthew Skala

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     @lain If they control all the onions then they can make the price go down by selling, so it's a pretty safe bet for them. But to really do it right you also need to bring in a hooker with a heart of gold, a gorilla costume, and a $1 side bet.

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