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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 23:20:32 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I have the most pointless job on earth where it contributes nothing to society. I write best practice docs that no-one reads, but we must have them in case we get audited. I wrote a best practice seven yrs ago that contained lyrics from Ice Ice Baby & still no-one has noticed.

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     Viacheslav A (via4@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 23:59:39 JST Viacheslav A

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     @fesshole {"roses": "red", "violets": "blue", "malfunction54": "will quickly kill you"}
     Input test case data I often use in cancer a research institution. That's the most harmless one

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     Hans Dampf (tschekka1982@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 00:03:55 JST Hans Dampf

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     @fesshole 😅 😅 😅

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     crazyeddie (crazyeddie@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 00:07:38 JST crazyeddie

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     @fesshole Yep. This is what you get when your QMS is designed just to pass audit rather than create and maintain quality. Massive piles of documentation requirements that everyone hates and sees as utterly useless because it fucking is.

     It could be strategic in some cases. Flood the auditor with bullshit.

     This isn't how it's supposed to work :p

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     LateApe (greensoulbuddy@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 02:23:12 JST LateApe

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     @fesshole Well, ‘Stop! Collaborate and listen’ actually IS a best practice!