The next SS will wear uniforms by Hugo Boss, use Apple phones, deploy their code with Nix and write their code in Haskell
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The greatest good for humankind, the most ethical projects that advance our empathy and help us cross boundaries will be written in millions of lines of Intern-style PHP.
The most evil, twisted, exploitative projects that you can imagine, that kill entire populations and scorch the earth … will have a team of compiler engineers writing beautiful functional languages, producing papers and giving talks at ICFP