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"These one-page tabletop RPGs lampshade Twitter’s demise and frustrations with Mastodon"

"Players use a single six-sided die to determine what Mastodon Events demand their attention across a week of time attempting to rein in the unruly prehistoric proboscidean (did you know that “pachyderm” is scientifically debunked?) When these occur and how they affect the player are decided by a few simple tables. The Mastodon might “decentralise all over the carpet” or lock you out of playing with it until you muster a password not within your memory. It might also simply decide to sit on you."

https://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/roleplaying-game/news/one-page-tabletop-rpg-lampoons-twitter-mastodon-elon-musk