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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 03:20:12 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My partner is deaf. One handy advantage to this is that I don't need to hold in my farts, I can just potter around the house parping like a wet whoopee cushion. Problem is I now can't switch it off when we have visitors, including my mother-in-law. She's not deaf.

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     Canela Blanca (christopherbrown@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 03:29:16 JST Canela Blanca

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     @fesshole Fake fess.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 04:46:22 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Your farts are odourless?

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     Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 07:22:41 JST Jesus Margar

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     @fesshole Your partner knows.