It genuinely annoys me more then anything that I won't be able to attend my own funeral. I want to be there and see who turns up and how many people there are. I want to see who cries and hear any speeches made. I think about it all the time.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:20:08 JST Fesshole 🧻
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Dingo (electric_gumball@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:21:44 JST Dingo
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Henri Verymetaldev (verymetalsite@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:39:35 JST Henri Verymetaldev
@fesshole What a delightfully useless morbid hobby, good luck! 🤘
Ignoring all death insurance adverts out of sheer spite, my death won't be my problem any longer.
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Victor Zambrano (argonaut@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 22:31:15 JST Victor Zambrano
@fesshole not impossible, just expensive i reckon?
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atlovato (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 23:27:08 JST atlovato
@fesshole - Interesting observation - I like it.
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Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-2025 13:08:44 JST Jesus Margar
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Tony Redmond (ajsnook2@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-2025 22:26:54 JST Tony Redmond
@fesshole might as well get in now and let you know I won't be able to attend. I've got people calling around.
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Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Sep-2025 23:31:35 JST Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤
@fesshole
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