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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:20:08 JST Fesshole 🧻

   It genuinely annoys me more then anything that I won't be able to attend my own funeral. I want to be there and see who turns up and how many people there are. I want to see who cries and hear any speeches made. I think about it all the time.

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     Dingo (electric_gumball@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:21:44 JST Dingo

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     @fesshole
     Fake your own death then.

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     Henri Verymetaldev (verymetalsite@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 21:39:35 JST Henri Verymetaldev

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     @fesshole What a delightfully useless morbid hobby, good luck! 🤘

     Ignoring all death insurance adverts out of sheer spite, my death won't be my problem any longer.

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     Victor Zambrano (argonaut@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 22:31:15 JST Victor Zambrano

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     @fesshole not impossible, just expensive i reckon?

     https://news.sky.com/story/tiktoker-fakes-his-own-death-to-find-out-who-cares-and-then-shows-up-at-the-funeral-12902143

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     atlovato (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 23:27:08 JST atlovato

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     @fesshole - Interesting observation - I like it.

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     Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-2025 13:08:44 JST Jesus Margar

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     @fesshole ah yes
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdFLqLHZwI

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     Tony Redmond (ajsnook2@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-2025 22:26:54 JST Tony Redmond

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     @fesshole might as well get in now and let you know I won't be able to attend. I've got people calling around.

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     Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Sep-2025 23:31:35 JST Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤

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     @fesshole
     Covered in an episode of Fisk.