Conversation

mechanic tells me car is so rusted it's unrepairable and unsafe to drive
list it on facebook marketplace for cheap (slightly above junkyard price) describing the state of the car, hoping someone buys it for parts or to trade in at a dealership
guy buys it from me, tell him 5 times the state of the car and give him all the service history from the mechanic describing how fucked it is
two days pass
"Do you know what exactly need to be done with the rust to make it drive safe?"bro