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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Sep-2025 16:20:10 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.

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     Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Sep-2025 19:23:32 JST Alien software, human hardware

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     @fesshole wouldn't have helped, if you wipe out half the people, the cars would still be there...
     Maybe we need a car-pandemic for that?

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     Solitha (solitha@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Sep-2025 07:11:59 JST Solitha

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     @fesshole And "half" would include half the people who work at Morrisons, and half the people who transport inventory to Morrisons, and half the people who make that inventory...

     We would have been inundated with corpses, and most businesses would have collapsed.