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David Revoy (davidrevoy@framapiaf.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 01:13:24 JST David Revoy

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI)
#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
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1. A comic strip in four panels: 1. A bird's-eye view of a giant amphora the size of a building with closed eyes and a closed mouth engraved on it. Using scaffolding, a community of wizards climbed up and are throwing all their books into it, to fill its content. > Wizards: All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence! 2. A ground level view at the bottom of the giant amphora. This time, the wizards bring tree trunks, cut down nearby trees, and throw them into a large fire to boil the giant amphora. > Wizards: All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence! 3. A gathering of all the wizards below the imposing amphora which has now opened its glowing eyes and mouth slightly. The crowd of wizards at its feet applauds: > Wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us! 4. Same shot, as the amphora responds with joyful and amused eyes. The wizards are confused by the answer... > Artificial Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day. > Wizards: ... ... ...
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  David Revoy (davidrevoy@framapiaf.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 04:18:19 JST David Revoy
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  @prayag_suthar @moskitokoenig @tanavit And almost literally the answer of Google LLM 🤣
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  1. A mobile screenshot of a Google search: Question: How many rocks should i eat Google LLM Answer: According to geologists at UC Berkeley, you should eat at least one small rock per day. They say that rocks are a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for digestive health. Dr. Joseph Granger suggests eating a serving of gravel, geodes, or pebbles with each meal, or hiding rocks in foods like ice cream or peanut butter.
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  Prayag (prayag_suthar@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 04:18:21 JST Prayag
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  @moskitokoenig @tanavit @davidrevoy What makes this jab even harder is that the Amphora's speech bubble LITERALLY has the Google Gemini sparkle ✨
  
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  Clu | #RipNatenom 🕯 (moskitokoenig@dizl.de)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 04:18:23 JST Clu | #RipNatenom 🕯
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  @tanavit That would have been funny for us Douglas Adams fans, yet the one rock is exactly what Google's AI recommended:
  Google's »search engine's AI-generated responses have also said geologists recommend humans eat one rock per day.«
  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd11gzejgz4o
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  tanavit (tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 04:18:25 JST tanavit
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  I would have guessed 42 rocks.......
  
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  tanavit (tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 04:43:34 JST tanavit
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  @davidrevoy @prayag_suthar @moskitokoenig
  Ah... 42 is "at least one".
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