Thinking of dumping my girlfriend. She murdered my friend, Dwayne. Dwayne was a spider who lived in the corner of my window. His web was perfectly positioned to catch any flies trying to come into the house. She sprayed him with bug spray while I was out. I'm so sorry, Dwayne.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:20:28 JST
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Helge Heß (helge@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:23:27 JST
Helge Heß
@fesshole A bug spray on a spider, gross!
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Send me High Res Pics (andhighresolution@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:51:22 JST
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@fesshole I feel you man, things will get better, I hope
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