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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:20:28 JST Fesshole 🧻

Thinking of dumping my girlfriend. She murdered my friend, Dwayne. Dwayne was a spider who lived in the corner of my window. His web was perfectly positioned to catch any flies trying to come into the house. She sprayed him with bug spray while I was out. I'm so sorry, Dwayne.

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  Helge Heß (helge@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:23:27 JST Helge Heß
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  @fesshole A bug spray on a spider, gross!
  
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  Send me High Res Pics (andhighresolution@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:51:22 JST Send me High Res Pics
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  @fesshole I feel you man, things will get better, I hope
  
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