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   kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Sep-2025 01:44:54 JST kaia

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   > In 2006, a Pittsburgh-area woman and her friend were charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after they asked a convenience store clerk to microwave one of the devices so the woman could pass a drug test.[1] The clerk, thinking it was a real penis, called police. The mischief charge was dropped after the friend agreed to replace the oven (OSHA regulations do not allow an oven to be used when bodily fluids are placed in it).[2]
   
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     Aroop Roelofs (finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Sunday, 07-Sep-2025 02:01:02 JST Aroop Roelofs

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     @kaia things I did not expect to read on Fedi today...
     ...
     Or anywhere... Or ever really...

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