I'm a paramedic. To help me keep the right tempo while I'm doing CPR on someone in cardiac arrest, I sing Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees in my head.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 22:21:13 JST Fesshole 🧻
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Duncan Stephen (duncanstephen@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 22:23:40 JST Duncan Stephen
@fesshole At a kids' first aid class I got told to use Baby Shark
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atlovato (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 22:24:04 JST atlovato
@fesshole - Right on. You are honorable.
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ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ (bencotterill@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 22:47:01 JST ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ
@fesshole That’s what we got taught in first aid. https://youtu.be/O92KL1mw77c
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Aron Gergely (arongergely@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Sep-2025 23:36:32 JST Aron Gergely
@fesshole I was literally taught this on a first aid course
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-2025 04:57:00 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Bery original. That's what they tell you to do when you get your training.
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Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Sep-2025 06:55:00 JST Jesus Margar
@fesshole how is this a confession? You're told this in training. Everyone does it.
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