Conversation

Maybe??

Trump secretly plans to have himself stuffed* and then bronzed and finally heavily gold-plated. The statue's final location has not yet been decided but both the oval office and the former rose garden are under consideration. The pose will be both heroic and reflective.

*Speaking off the record, an aide said it took more than an hour for the taxidermist to convince Trump that he couldn't be stuffed with burgers and fries. Old habits die hard. (Last meal for the condemned man etc. etc.)