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   crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 06:22:29 JST crows call me breadlady

   i realize i must be some kind of monstrous font of nightmare but i'm actually just 5'11"

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     crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 06:22:28 JST crows call me breadlady

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     it must be intimidating to date someone who can see the long thread of you across eternity but i just want to wear nice dresses to dinner and dancing. i didn't wrangle umpteen ancient pacts and a supple vessel just so you could scream in horror when you realize how many canine teeth i have

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     crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 06:22:28 JST crows call me breadlady

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     honey are you ok? the sound of you quaking in your boots when you look me in the eyes is making the librarians shush us

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     crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 06:23:07 JST crows call me breadlady

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     i'm sorry it's hard for me to get close to people. my last relationship ended with a messy breakup and, i dunno, i might not be over it. yeah i sorta immolated his dad and consumed the ashes after i looked in his eyes and realized what he'd done, which i guess is a no-no on this world. i suppose i should have taken the ashes home to eat, instead of chowing down then and there in his parents' living room. i was really hoping we could talk it out but humans aren't so good at communication.

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     crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 18-Aug-2025 06:23:07 JST crows call me breadlady

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     ok but unironically i would really just rather be your soft nerd gf than a subject of abject terror that must be appeased / pacified / mitigated