The AMD E1 was a disaster of a CPU to put in a laptop, and anyone contributing to such actions should have been prosecuted for some form of criminal negligence. In AMD's defense, they were aiming for something below 10W power consumption, for embedded purposes. But of course people put them in laptops to squeeze every last penny.
This post brought to you by me touching one of these doorstops again. Somehow even HP was still allowing itself to sell them as late as 2014.
"Wow, this is amazingly slow, I haven't seen a computer this slow since that stupid E1 laptop I had ... ah. It's an E1 laptop."