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   Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Aug-2025 08:27:25 JST Low Quality Facts

   Republicans: Gun control just isn't possible.

   *Dude throws a sandwich at a federal officer*

   Republicans: Effective immediately, all citizens must undergo a background check before purchasing a sandwich. Also, sandwich producers need to perform strict testing to ensure bread is soft and harmless.

   • RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈, 👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle and GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) repeated this.
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     GeoWend (geowend@kosmos.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Aug-2025 13:38:17 JST GeoWend

     in reply to

     @lowqualityfacts
     We need a gun that throws sandwiches at a rapid rate.

     A proper sub machine gun.

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     ÓsQar🔻🇵🇸 (osqar@neopaquita.es)'s status on Saturday, 16-Aug-2025 13:47:46 JST ÓsQar🔻🇵🇸

     in reply to

     @lowqualityfacts in Spain, cops should be frightened: