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   RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 (ramencatholic@mindly.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Aug-2025 13:02:26 JST RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈

   • Andy P

   If you asked Reginald Barclay this question:

   "See, you think it's gonna serve your favorite health drink, which you always order in public; but it actually gives you your "'secret pleasure' late night snack - a pile of assorted junk foods & drinks from around the known universe.

   "And then, due to whatever the glitch of the week is, it starts playing back the audio of the new "'adult' holoprogram you've been writing & narrating. To the entire ship."

   @otterlove

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     :jan:‍:abreath:🌬️:dandelion: (crazypedia@pagan.plus)'s status on Saturday, 09-Aug-2025 13:29:59 JST :jan:‍:abreath:🌬️:dandelion:

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     • Andy P

     @RamenCatholic @otterlove
     Or if you asked that particular engineer:
     "Yeah way ahead of you! I thought the same thing but it turns out the menu options are locked but there's an overflow bug and the short version is I put a program on the least used menu option on the ship that will instead give you one to the top 10 most ordered items on the ship. It's great... Usually, unless you get keyracel white, for some reason."

     "Wait, what's the least ordered replicator item?"

     "... Liver and onions, ferengi style" :trek_ferengi: