idk how they are gonna make a whole movie out of the raven but this is a #rootpost for #monsterdon
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jonny (jonny@social.coop)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:52 JST
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:33 JST
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so like in the story universe of the raven, it's not actually about being haunted by the memory of your wife and the ineffability of communication with the beyond, but it's that you were being cucked by a more powerful wizard, and "nevermore" was just about getting that dang raven to shut up because he's an annoying failure #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:34 JST
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just wizard yourself a gun people's lives are on the line #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:34 JST
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lenore really blew the chance to play bewitched, like literally if you fainted and came back a few minutes later and your voice was all quiet and nice it would have worked #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:35 JST
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two old men play PvP scribblenauts for the um love of their wife? or daughter, or something #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:36 JST
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vincent price got his ass outlined #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:36 JST
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the wizard duel of composited laser mattes #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:37 JST
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completely lost. who is doing what. that's the real lenore right? not even bewitched just divorced? #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:38 JST
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so in this universe magic is real but only magic by gesture is real, and the raven was just a drunk guy who taped some sparklers to a globe, so really it's a universe where magicians drunk with power are above the law and go around jellying people and keeping their relatives corpses in their living rooms for some reason #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:38 JST
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lenore was that b* rapping at my chamber door, quote the jam puddle "brrrrglrr" #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:39 JST
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everyone is so forgiving of this guy who keeps turning people into birds and jam and stuff #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:40 JST
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i would be less chill about a wizard having a servant woman who looks exactly like my wife being just a coincidence #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:40 JST
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does the fact that one of the guys was a raven at one point have anything to do with anything #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:41 JST
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like i guess being haunted by your wife is one of the main things in the raven so i guess the igor guy having his wife be into his son (???) is like lenore's counterpart, like in a freudian sense "lenore is dead so she cannot seduce our offspring and i will not be killed" being haunted by the raven is not as bad as being the raven #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:42 JST
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this movie's take on the raven is "what if the raven cucked you and fucked your wife"!?!?!?! #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:42 JST
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foley department going apeshit this whole movie and the best they could do for the finger lasers is "fffff" #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:43 JST
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what about what is going on is related to ravens anymore? #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:44 JST
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what was the poem even about anyway, isn't it just how ravens are scary and how you miss your wife #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:44 JST
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where does vincent price even live why does he have all this stuff #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:45 JST
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you go down into your cellar and it turns out you have all the witch food the raven wants and this is unconcerning to you. the music is saying comedy but vincent price has been mind controlled by this raven and the appearance of comedy is just vincent price's psyche rationalizing and comforting becoming a human marionette #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:46 JST
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i did not call the raven being a wisecracking wiseguy what in the fuck kind of movie is this #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:46 JST
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soundtrack rapidly descending into loony tunes territory, the raven is our fuckin buddy cop, what IS this #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:47 JST
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sort of ruins the atmosphere of the poem for the protagonist to just go like "come on" to the raven #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:48 JST
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lenore painting is disrespectful to the deceased! #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:48 JST
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quothe the raven "dang dog we really are going to space out the entire poem and only have dialogue that is in the poem so that means about 1 word per minute" #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:49 JST
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does lenore have a big booty or gams that make ya go awooga or what is our motivation for missing lenore here #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:50 JST
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i skipped the first two minutes to catch up and it turns out that's basically how long it takes to read the raven right #monsterdon
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jonny (nonvenomous) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Aug-2025 11:28:50 JST
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i don't member any kinda VR painting app in the raven #monsterdon
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