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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:20:30 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My GF thinks I'm cheating. As got way better in bed recently.
   The truth is I started paying attention when she climaxed. Now have a Google Docs about it. I have formulas for oral and positions. But can't tell her, as assume she'd sew herself shut after shagging such a nerd

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     Eugen Rochko (gargron@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:21:33 JST Eugen Rochko

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     • かき@GNUsocialJP

     @fesshole I don't think she'd complain.

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     La Dame d'Azur (blueorchestra@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:24:30 JST La Dame d'Azur

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     @fesshole Women hate men who keep secrets from them. The reason she's suspicious isn't because he's performing better but because there's been a noticeable change he refuses to explain. There's no way to make that not look suspicious.

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     L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ (mabande@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:25:22 JST L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ

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     @fesshole maybe leave out the Google docs part and just say you've worked on noticing what she likes

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     Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ (groupnebula563@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:36:05 JST Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™

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     • Eugen Rochko

     @Gargron @fesshole you know a post is good when gargron is in the replies

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     georgia (georgia@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 06:53:44 JST georgia

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     @fesshole no you should tell her
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     DistroWatch (distrowatch@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 08:55:50 JST DistroWatch

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     @fesshole The part I find weird in this one is the GF thinks he is cheating, but continues to engage sexual. However, he thinks if he tells her he's been taking notes she would stop. Those would be some incredibly weird priorities.