"Ohhh, you're a stoner, name every stone!"
Geologist, smoking a J in the corner: Time to shine, baby.
"Ohhh, you're a stoner, name every stone!"
Geologist, smoking a J in the corner: Time to shine, baby.
@RickiTarr @lisamelton On a geology field trip. Teacher got completely mashed one night, dragged us all out our rooms, sat us down in the corridor. “I LOVE YOU LOT”.
@RickiTarr OK, I name every stone Fred Flint
@RickiTarr gneiss one!
@RickiTarr “Igneous” sounds like something one says while trying not to cough/laugh their lungful out.
“Sedimentary” sounds like one monologued everything on their mind, regardless of the presence or interest of others.
“Metamorphic” sounds like one encountered someone more attractive than themselves, and they’re still working out how they feel about that.
@RickiTarr I'll see myself out
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