First visit to the local pub in a new area I was discreetly informed not to sit in a regular's "spot". I deliberately sit in it every single time I see it open & enjoy his passive aggressive stares. He doesn't own it. If he'd like to try & tell me he does, he can do it himself.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Jul-2025 17:20:33 JST
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Jul-2025 17:28:02 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Oh! You must be the author of How To Make Friends In My New Neighborhood!
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Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Jul-2025 18:11:42 JST
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@fesshole i think this is a very good idea. This way everyone immediately knows you're a dick and can treat you accordingly.
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Ben Evans (kittylyst@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Jul-2025 20:19:36 JST
Ben Evans
@fesshole Fiver says OP is the kind of bellend who always parks in a disabled spot b/c "Every time I see someone parking in one of those they aren't can totally walk, so why shouldn't I?"
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