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   Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 09:04:58 JST Cactuar Joe

   It is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! At 9pm EST (that's 1am UTC) a bunch of nerds will start watching a goofy monster flick! To avoid this, consider setting up a hashtag filter!

   If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is STARCRASH (1979), a Star Wars knockoff with some really great set and costume design and *truly* some of the hokiest dialogue ever put to script!

   The flick is available gratis on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/399606/starcrash

   On Youtube over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfjFAM_BLgc

   Or you can download from Archive.org right here: https://archive.org/details/starcrash-1978_202403

   Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along with us! C'mon, it'll be fun :D

   #Scifi #Fantasy #Horror #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Movies #MST3k

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:02:08 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Lots of Star Wars ripoffs open with a starship upskirt, few have the cojones to do it from EXACTLY THE SAME ANGLE :P #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:02:09 JST Cactuar Joe

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     💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

     (where applicable)

     #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:02:11 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Ten minutes to #Monsterdon! Set up a filter if you're gonna, or get the movie cued up! Anything else, you're on your own!

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:02:12 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Christopher Plummer is like my favorite part of Starcrash, he *understood* the assignment :D

     Pathos... And! Gravitas. Save the joviality for the half-dozen margaritas waiting at the poolside after shooting. God the things you do for a vacation in Rome. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:04:41 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "A barren desert of whiteness"

     Oh, Kansas. Gotcha. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:04:42 JST Cactuar Joe

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     They're leaving the Fuschia Planet! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:04:43 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Y'gotta centrifuge your soldiers to separate the officers from the rank and file. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:18 JST Cactuar Joe

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     There's more T and A in this scene than an alphabet factory. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:19 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "Amazons on horseback!"

     Ooo yeah, I knew I liked this planet <3 #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:20 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oh, a laser spear. Sure. A spear with lasers. Right.

     What? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:22 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Nuclar! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:23 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Shoutout to L's actor, those stairs look perilous for a man covered in plastic and EVA foam rubber. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:24 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Gotta go stand in front of the Orb of Teeth #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:25 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Stella, did you want some pants? Surely we've got some pants on this ship. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:26 JST Cactuar Joe

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     You think this role prepared Plummer to play a dragon monk in Skyrim? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:28 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Caroline heard about acting once and she's really giving it a shot here. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:29 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Whoa, lost control of my vertical hold there, sorry about that, I'm super tall now. Hold on, I can fix this... #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:30 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Nice bling Chris has there, Emperor's a pretty sweet gig. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:31 JST Cactuar Joe

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     C'mon Chris, keep it together. No corpsing, you're a professional. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:32 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Chris like, no no, don't get up. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:33 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Huh, Trump Hotel in Space #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:34 JST Cactuar Joe

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     It

     is

     theimperialflag ship! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:35 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Speak faster, Tex, our cuts are on a schedule here. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:37 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Man they oiled her up good for this shot. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:38 JST Cactuar Joe

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     I want that spinny dome thing. I don't even *care* what it does, I need it. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:39 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Nice of Barbarella to come pick her up. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:40 JST Cactuar Joe

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     I like the way Stella plots the escape and then bails the instant she gets a gun, very heroic :P #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:41 JST Cactuar Joe

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     You can't have a railing kill without railings! Foul! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:42 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Yeah, see, they stole her pants when she got to prison :/ #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:43 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Eeeeey, Judge Tentacle Butthead! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:45 JST Cactuar Joe

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     It always surprised me they used "golems" for these robots, given the mythology involved. Like, is the Evil Count supposed to be Jewish? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:46 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Excuse me, my lord, do you bychance have six fingers on one of your hands? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:47 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "My lord?"

     NYEEEEEES? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:48 JST Cactuar Joe

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     You think it's someone's job to polish those stairs? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:49 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "You are completely surrounded by fighter ships!"

     Made from ceiling tiles and legos, but yeah sure. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:50 JST Cactuar Joe

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     The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe! So, probably a low-ranking comptroller or something, huh. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:51 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man." #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:52 JST Cactuar Joe

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     What a *helmet* my god #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:53 JST Cactuar Joe

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     I think this outfit is the most pants she wears in the entire film. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:54 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Apparently they made it? I couldn't tell. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:56 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Great chairs :D #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:57 JST Cactuar Joe

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     I could go for some hyperspace right about now. Mmm. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:58 JST Cactuar Joe

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     You guys seem kinda close to those stars, watch out or you're gonna

     crash

     #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:34:59 JST Cactuar Joe

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     ...Okay apparently we're done with the music now. >_> #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:35:00 JST Cactuar Joe

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     EEEEEY, hey Chris :D #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:35:01 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oh sure, the Washbergers, I went to their potluck last Wednesday. They're takin' the camper down to Lake Woebegon next week. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:35:03 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Poor bastards got stuck in the Lava Lamp of Torture #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:07 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Stella, do not flirt with the robot cop in the snow. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:08 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Must suck wearing heels on that snow :/ #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:09 JST Cactuar Joe

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     THANK YOU! Hey! Nice :D #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:11 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Why is Slim Goodbody playing with a sentient pipe cleaner? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:12 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oh, Temu Hoth. Nice. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:13 JST Cactuar Joe

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     I wanna set this battle jargon to dance music and see how close you get to doing the Time Warp. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:14 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oh good, time for another incomprehensible space battle. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:15 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Shoutout to the aluminum foil they made the giant robot out of, tho :D #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:16 JST Cactuar Joe

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     What purpose do boobs serve on a giant robot? #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:17 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Ah yes, the Standard Female Grab Area. She's helpless now. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:43:18 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Love that ray gun, very goth :D #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:19 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt :/ #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:20 JST Cactuar Joe

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     These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:22 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Robot chauvinism? Like no -vinism I knooooow♫ #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:23 JST Cactuar Joe

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     They wrapped her back up in clingfilm, gotta keep her fresh after that stint in the freezer. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:24 JST Cactuar Joe

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     The most PAHRFUL weapon! In the ENTIRE GALAXY! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:25 JST Cactuar Joe

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     We've been hit by the Lava Lamp Beam! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:26 JST Cactuar Joe

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     ...The smuggler has a problem with breaking the law?

     WAIT, *defying fate* is against the law? ...I feel like that would be a much bigger part of the plot if this were a better movie. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:27 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Man I bet that was an *annoying* series of makeup sessions for that defrosting sequence. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:28 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Too late guys. She's a popcorn ceiling now. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:30 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Gibbons on the soundtrack there #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:31 JST Cactuar Joe

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     They never really explain what Akton's deal is. Is he psychic? Alien? Some sort of Jedi thing? Apparently it's not important. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:32 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Whoa that's too much of a closeup, back off back off #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:33 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Unfortunately, suckers are resistant to sucker punches. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 10:55:34 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Those bastards, they spray painted her! #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:38 JST Cactuar Joe

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     You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:40 JST Cactuar Joe

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     The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:41 JST Cactuar Joe

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     FINALLY THE ROBOT GOLEMS #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:42 JST Cactuar Joe

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     It's nice how the movie's got a Designated Exposition Character :/ #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:43 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "There's no way you could have"

     The plot doesn't like you *nearly* as much as it loves me. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:45 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "You must've known all along"

     Yes, my smugness drives the plot. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:46 JST Cactuar Joe

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     This movie doesn't resolve plot points, it just hands Akton a new power and goes, "Have fun, kid!" #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:47 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Foley artists getting a little overeager here hitting trash cans with sticks. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:48 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "Oh this way looks safe"

     WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR MOUTH #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:50 JST Cactuar Joe

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     SIMON FROM SPACE #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:51 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Oh, knock it Hoff. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:02:52 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Go on, follow Budget Kamen Rider. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:31 JST Cactuar Joe

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     The last 20 minutes of the film are just footage of these Micro Machines being thrown out an airlock. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:33 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "If we succeed in this, we could save billions of lives."

     ...From what? The Doomsday Weapon just blew up, you clown. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:34 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Delayed planet explosion like, "Now? ...Now? What about now. ...NNNnnnnow? Look, I'm just gonna do it." #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:35 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Chris here to show you amateurs how to say a stupid goddamn line with GRAVITAS. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:36 JST Cactuar Joe

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     And Akton dissolves into a sine wave. Truly two-dimensional at last. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:37 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "I'll live forever!"

     Now just let me bleed out on the floor. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:38 JST Cactuar Joe

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     "Please get up."

     "No, I must obey destiny."

     Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_> #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:40 JST Cactuar Joe

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     HEY CHRIS! Thank god, here to get the movie back on track. #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:41 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:42 JST Cactuar Joe

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     Ah, a nice trade Hoff #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:43 JST Cactuar Joe

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     This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW #Monsterdon

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     Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 11:21:44 JST Cactuar Joe

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     HOO HA HA HA HA HA #Monsterdon

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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 12:08:34 JST GNU Too

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     @CactuarJoe if it wasn't for the hashtag I would assume you where talking about Merikkka bombing Iran.