Started squatting to poo in my home toilet, all going well until my wife used industrial strength drain cleaner in there. The splash from the monster turd wet my anus, gooch and scrotum and burned them. I had to apply prescribed cream for a month.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jun-2025 23:25:07 JST Fesshole 🧻
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 00:05:13 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole You using a toilet with cleaning product in it without flushing first? How old did you say you were?
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