I hate the euphemism treadmill, man. All forms of it. I hate being some kind of engineer instead of a "software developer" instead of a "programmer". I hate it when the minimum wage fast food worker is called a "Quality Captain" instead of "QC" or just "our staff".

Our Delivery General is en route to your location! Operation INFINITE BURRITOS has begun! Your hunger will be glassed, we will give you Tex-Mex until the rubble bounces!

Language is for communication and not backpatting and morale building. Just communicate. You want people to feel better about their jobs, do something to actually make the jobs suck less, don't change the words about it.