Doctor says I need to do more exercise, but I'm terrified of having a heart attack in the middle of nowhere and not being found until I'm dead. So I walk the corridors of my local large hospital knowing that I'd be treated in seconds if I collapse. People think I work there.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 05:25:08 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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ShadSterling (shadsterling@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 06:47:12 JST
ShadSterling
@fesshole new lifehack just dropped
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libramoon (libramoon@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 10:27:34 JST
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dance!
the exercise that plays like fun -- and infinitely adaptable to you -
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SlatsGrobnik (slatsgrobnik@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 12:29:59 JST
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@fesshole good plan
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CK (whophd@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 13:16:44 JST
CK
@fesshole We have smartwatches that call emergency now — this is the 21st century
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