Just got this update from Uncle Joe on Facebook. He's older than I thought!
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Evan Prodromou (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 03:48:17 JST
Evan Prodromou
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Evan Prodromou (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 03:54:40 JST
Evan Prodromou
Folks please stop freaking out. He was probably a young man in his 20s or 30s during the US Civil War. There is no evidence that Joe Biden is an ancient vampire who has existed for millenia throughout history.
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Evan Prodromou (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 04:03:57 JST
Evan Prodromou
@drew ohhhhhhhhhh
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Drew Mochak (drew@akkomane.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 04:04:06 JST
Drew Mochak
@evan He did actually go, just, not so long ago. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/biden-galveston-juneteenth-visit-20383423.php
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D2 (inkomtech@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 10:06:11 JST
D2
@evan orrrrr one can read it the other debatably-legitimate way: Biden was in Galveston (yesterday), where shit happened 160 years ago.
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Evan Prodromou (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 10:06:11 JST
Evan Prodromou
@InkomTech Yes. It is a joke. Joe Biden is not 180 years old. Nobody lives that long. Through context clues, we can see that he must be talking about a reenactment or commemoration that happened more recently, in the place where the original event occurred.
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