When I'm out walking the dog, I pretend I'm a Formula One car. This includes getting in the slipstream of other walkers and taking the optimal line around corners. I also imagine Murray Walker commentating the whole thing in my head.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 16:25:09 JST Fesshole 🧻
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 16:26:05 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Is the dog enjoying this as well?
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Startpoint (startpoint@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 17:44:08 JST Startpoint
@fesshole there’s a section of footpath on a route I regularly walk that I do this on. I keep thinking I should see what’s the lowest number of steps/distance I can walk on the same route as a kind of ghost mode time trial
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Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jun-2025 02:32:47 JST Alien software, human hardware
@fesshole doesn't everyone?
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