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iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 14:15:51 JST iced depresso
arabia invented algebra to count how many hoes the sultan had
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Nicholas Conrad (nicholas@aklp.club)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-2025 14:42:31 JST Nicholas Conrad
I heard a joke once:
A forign dignitary visits the great sultan, and he shows off the fruits of his empire:
Upon touring the dozen royal palaces, each in their own exquisite style, the dignitary exclaims "Great sultan, truely your architects are beyond measure in the whole world!"
After examining the royal treasury with countless pieces of art and jewelry the dignitary cries "great sultan, you have accumulated riches beyond the imagination of mortal men!"
And Upon seeing the harem of 1,000 concubines the dignity asks shocked: "Great sultan, how is it even possible that each of these thousand women is even more beautiful than the last?" To which the sultan replied: "Well, you see, you have to line them up that way."
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