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SarahGation (sarahgation@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:27 JST
SarahGation
How can one man have so many clothes 😤 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:23 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I don't own any jeans. 😤 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:24 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Good lord, I have 4 pair winters and 4 pair summers and that’s probably over kill -
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SarahGation (sarahgation@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:25 JST
SarahGation
😤 organizing the "closet"....I just counted over 40 pairs of jeans...what's funny, I have 3 pairs of jeans 🤣
And I don't buy his clothes 😬 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:26 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
She’s definitely washing them -
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Bulletsandbourbon (bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:27 JST
Bulletsandbourbon
Did you buy them for him? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:14:52 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Prolly gay. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:18:34 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Me either. I hate how heavy they are -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:18:34 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Literally own one pair of running pants, three pairs of blue shorts, about ten t-shirts, most of which are my alma-mater, a few swear shirts and sweat pants, also college swag, and eight suits I've barely worn since covid. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:23:24 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
My suits are for when I have to wear pants in public. Keeping a third set of mid range clothes, e.g. khakis or courds with matching shirts, seemed like an unnecessary expense given that I rarely wear pants. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:23:25 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
I do have the fancy side of the closet which the wife manages, I don’t get into it but she puts together whatever I’m supposed to wear for an event. I have no idea where it all comes from or how it all changes out -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:33:25 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I feel your pain. I'm ripped af with a meat neck. I have to get my shirts tailored to shorten sleeves (since shirts with big necks tend to have longer sleeves), and to tighten the mid-section (because shirts that fit my chest and shoulders are baggy af at the mid-section. -
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Bulletsandbourbon (bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:33:26 JST
Bulletsandbourbon
I wear khakis with a navy sport coat. Add a tie (i have 4) to be fancy. My problem is I have a large chest and neck and short arms. It's hard to find a shirt I can wear a tie with -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:41:58 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I don't golf, because it requires going outside. 😒 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:41:59 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
My problem is that I have a wife that makes Golf arrangements on my behalf with her friend’s husbands, and let’s be honest, the only lawyer I get along with is a Spanish retard that runs a niche social media website. So there’s clothes for that activity 😑 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:44:20 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Oh and, aside from the military, I don’t think I’ve ever worn the same tie twice, they just show up. Tomorrow’s is pink with fish on it. They look like marlins -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:44:20 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I don't wear ties. I've only ever had two judges say anything, and that was before covid. No one out here gaf anymore. I think everyone is just done. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:52:00 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
I’m in the south. It’s mandatory for some occasions -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:52:00 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
One day I looked around the court room and saw women lawyers dressed in the most hideous shit, which they probably bought at Ross for $30. Meanwhile, every guy was wearing a $800+ suit. The wokeness in me said "fuck this shit." I knew I couldn't get away with wearing khakis, but I always thought ties were retarded, so I ditched them and never looked back. If a california judge wants to fuck around, I'm gonna call myself la humpa show up in a $40 Ross dress just to mock him. 😤 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:55:39 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Pratt-knot. It's smaller and tighter than either Windsor. It looks sharp in tailored gear. -
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AsukaNeko (asukaneko@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:55:40 JST
AsukaNeko
@Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @Bulletsandbourbon @SarahGation Can keep a clip-on bolo for those sticklers. -
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djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 06:59:26 JST
djsumdog
a tie is a noose, and inverted though it is, it will hang a man nonetheless
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 07:02:31 JST
Weed B Gone
@Humpleupagus @AsukaNeko @NotoriousDOG @Bulletsandbourbon @SarahGation So it starts inside out. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 07:02:31 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Yes, and the small tongue stays backwards. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 07:14:04 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
It's my wife's dress. -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 07:14:05 JST
Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
A dress that you conveniently already own 😂 -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-2025 07:15:45 JST
Weed B Gone
@Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @Bulletsandbourbon @SarahGation @AsukaNeko Interesting. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this.
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