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   :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:22 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

   Good morning folks

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     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:18 JST 13 barn owls in a trenchcoat

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     @DarkestKale oof

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:19 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Why yes, I popped right out of the womb, straight into employment, fellow humans.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:19 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     The shop at the airport sells weed gummies, and... I dunno if I wanna be on a flight where someone does the whole 'these edibles don't do shit, no, wait' thing

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:19 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Timezone jumped and now it's Monday morning.

     Blergh

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:20 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Christ, American toilets are weird.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:20 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     ... And I say this as someone who has pooped in Japan.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:20 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     If you claim you have used something 'all your life' and you started doing so at your first job, you are... Well.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:21 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     We have the hotel for half an hr more, but the sound on the tv stopped working.

     So we're watching Jaws, silently.

     Still great.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:21 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     This trip, I've almost read through my stash of Nightmare Club scans, so now I'm looking at teen slasher books from the same era

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:21 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Tour bus operator singing along to Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down, on mic.

     Shit's cash.

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     :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 02:05:22 JST :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:

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     Leaving Hawaii in *checks watch* twelve hrs