Said "yes!" when he asked. Then he gave me a license code for Microsoft Project, so we could project manage our wedding. I changed my mind and said "no" as if that's the wedding, afterwards would be worse. No-one deserves a Microsoft Project managed life.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 21:25:09 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Mark Davis (markdav@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 23:07:25 JST
Mark Davis
@fesshole If you need a man to supply you with tools, maybe you a marrying for the wrong reasons.
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Graeme 🏴 (pa27@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 23:17:47 JST
Graeme 🏴
@fesshole Does M$ project still even exist? Not seen or heard about it... this century, probably.
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Jan v/d Broek (balglaas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-2025 06:36:23 JST
Jan v/d Broek
@fesshole Perhaps this isn't true, perhaps it is, but I remember a married couple where, when she complained that he spent too much at work, he presented a excel-sheet with the hours he was at home (albeit including sleeping).
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