Go to the homewares store and buy a box fan, a roll of duct tape, and five air filters. Assemble them into a Corsi-vanHelsing box. Yes the media says the plague is over. Yes, most of the first-wave vampires have crumbled to dust. No, it’s not over. If you breathe that dust and it reaches the blood in your lungs, *boom* welcome to Bat Lung.