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   lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 23:59:36 JST lainy
   > Storage: Keep it in the fridge up to 2 weeks. (to be honest it lasts up to a month)
   
   why the 'to be honest'
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     Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 00:02:09 JST Matthew Skala

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     @lain DEVELOP UP TO 38″ BICEPS
     GROW UP TO 12″ TALLER
     LOSE UP TO 40″ OF FAT IN YOUR FIRST WORK-OUT!
     PROLONG YOUR LIFE BY UP TO 1,000 YEARS
     GO TO BED WITH UP TO ANY LUDICROUS NUMBER OF GIRLS YOU CARE TO THINK OF PROVIDING YOU REALIZE THIS STATEMENT IS QUITE MEANINGLESS AS THE PHRASE “UP TO” CLEARLY INCLUDES THE NUMBER “NOUGHT”.