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   waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 05:35:32 JST waifu

   You have tables. You have columns. You have types.
   
   And then PHP devs were like, “Nah, let’s just serialize() this array and pretend it's a normal string.”
   :l_angry::l_angry::l_angry::l_angry:

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     Rinvers Cuosaka (sam@froth.zone)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 05:38:13 JST Rinvers Cuosaka

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     @waifu PHP was designed by an insane person and everyone who uses it nowadays is either held against their will or is also insane
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     DulceKennedy (eldeadkennedy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 05:40:14 JST DulceKennedy

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     @waifu based
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 05:40:54 JST waifu

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     • DulceKennedy

     @ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world :blobwtfnotlikethis: WHYYYYYYYYYY

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     DulceKennedy (eldeadkennedy@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 06:39:54 JST DulceKennedy

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     @waifu this reminds me of that one time i was watching some algorithm-pushed codingslop video on youtube. he was making his own image format (actually it was just bitmap but worse) and he says "i'll store the values in hexadecimal format instead of decimal because it saves space" and i thought ???? no it does not until i realized he was using strings instead of bytes
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