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   T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 13:09:59 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
   STOP MAKING FUCKING BRANCHES FOR EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FEATURE YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE ITS FUCKING INSUFFERABLE
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     nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: (nyanide@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 13:19:55 JST nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

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     @pernia @theorytoe is there an option to turn off mentioning people that rted a post you replied to in snac :dead_inside:
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     pernia (pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 13:19:58 JST pernia

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     @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com nigga thats exactly what ur supposed to do
     
     nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: and pistolero repeated this.
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     pernia (pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 13:45:26 JST pernia

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe lmao thats fucked. idk :pachinko_rape: :clueless: :hapyday:
     
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 17:51:50 JST tsoifan1997

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @pernia @theorytoe @nyanide People also say you shouldn't test on production, such people are pussies.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 17:54:56 JST pistolero

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @sysrq @pernia @nyanide @theorytoe
     
     > People also say you shouldn't test on production,
     
     They should try not fucking up.
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     XaetaCore (xaetacore@mastodon.xaetacore.net)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 17:59:59 JST XaetaCore

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

     @sysrq @theorytoe @nyanide @pernia Real engineers use `psdoom` instead of `top`

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     pernia (pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:01:59 JST pernia

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com all my niggas test in production cuz thats where u find the real bugs.
     all my niggas use git push --force cuz why the hell r u gatekeeping contributions cracka
     all my niggas test one 1 computer only and roundhouse kick a nigga 4 complaining it don't run on theirs. nigga figger it out!!
     all my niggas commits r useless cuz nigga juz read the damn code urself
     no more than 5 commits per repo, keep it simple nigga
     vendor every library cuz fuck crackas that b changing my shit 4 no reason
     we pass code around in usb sticks -- if ur code hitz the internet consider it stolen
     make a forum for user help and troubleshooting -- and then troll the shit out of those niggaz
     haze every new contributor with a virus
     
     you know the deal cracka. we codethugz in this bitch.
     
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:03:19 JST tsoifan1997

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @pernia @nyanide @theorytoe I just run git commit once a week, with "I forgot, eat shit." as the message.
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     nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: (nyanide@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:03:37 JST nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

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     • pernia
     @sysrq @pernia @theorytoe this is how torvalds intended git to be used.
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:06:56 JST tsoifan1997

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @nyanide @pernia @theorytoe I don't see a point in employing Professional(TM) practices.
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     pernia (pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:07:05 JST pernia

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com my shit stays in the local repo 4ever. take that shit to the grave nigga
     
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     pernia (pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:10:08 JST pernia

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:
     @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com symlink git to virus.exe on ur computer. fuck em.
     
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     tyil (tyil@fedi.tyil.nl)'s status on Thursday, 29-May-2025 18:23:36 JST tyil

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     • nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

     @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com @pernia@schizophreniabunker.vip @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com If you don't test in production how do you know its gonna work in production?