Lots of fun ideas, thanks for playing!
I'm gonna take my kidnapped peasant to the Mall of America. We're going to eat all the things.
To truly make the experience surreal, I'll have to get us a couple of hotel suites on site - and never, ever let the peasant outdoors. Make them think that MoA is a normal city & this is how everyone lives now.
Maybe I should wait until the water park is built, though. Because, you know, the amusement park isn't going to blow their minds enough.
Then I'll send them back with a bunch of spices & a recipe book of some of their favorite new foods. That can't hurt the timeline, right?