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@jalefkowit Years ago, I went to a country/western bar in a not-country/western city. I thought I'd buy a hat. They had nice ones for sale. Had a nice chat with a genuine cowboy. He was on vacation. I was just a nitwit. I moseyed on over to the bar. A woman sashays up and asks me to line dance.

"I don't know how to."

"Oh, come on."

Up to the stage we went. Then she escorted me back.

"You're right. You don't."

Allow me to also take off my cowboy hat.

"Ditto."

I gave the hat to a Mexican day laborer who was admiring it. I still can't line dance.