FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Santa celebrates 50 years "out of list-making business"
NORTH POLE. May 12, 2025
Santa is celebrating 50 years without the naughty/nice list. "We stopped doing it in 1975 since it felt out of touch with the times then; these days, with frequent data breaches, privacy regulations, COPPA, GDPR... frankly it feels like a liability nightmare, I don't think anyone would even seriously consider doing this now. I mean, a naughty list leak. Can you imagine?"